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مُساهمةموضوع: ضحك بالانجليزي ha ha ha   الأربعاء أبريل 21, 2010 7:52 pm

?TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday

.STUDENT: Seven


?TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday

.STUDENT: Nine

.TEACHER: That's impossible

.STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today

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.TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America

!GEORGE: Here it is

?TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America

CLASS: George

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?TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago

!WILLY: Me

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?SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum

.BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson

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?TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave

.STUDENT: Yes, Sir

?TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't



.STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours

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?TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are


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?HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do

TEACHER: Of course not

HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework

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?TEACHER: Why are you late

WEBSTER: Because of the sign

?TEACHER: What sign

"WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow

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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.

JOHN: I hope you didn't either.

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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.

TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you
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